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During today's pass, the object will take the form of a circular yellow ball of fire slowly panning through what appears to be a blue background, commonly known to hotter climates as the sky.

However, not every one has been informed of the event. Already, gardaí have so far reported over 4 individual cases of human sacrifices to the celestial body in counties Galway, Kerry, Mayo and Lietrim.

I suppose people were just a little scared. Not everyone reads the news so it must have come as a bit of a shock to them, said a Garda spokesman earlier.