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W tym momencie to znalazłęm po prostu rłem sie kilka chwil(hehe gra słów:p)
Ostrzeżenie: Niewłaściwe użycie języka
W pewnej firmie finansowej, prezes zarządu był mocno naciskany przez
managerów żeby jakoś wpłynął na zatrudnionych masowo w firmie Polaków
(cheap polish people) bo oni nic tylko gadali po polsku co zaś bardzo
negatywnie wpływało na niesamowity i błyskotliwy rozwój firmy.
Efektem tych nacisków był ten oto list:
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also
officials visiting our offices that polish language is
commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating
our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive
to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to
the following rules:
1. Words like ***ał to pies, kurewska robota, ****, ****a and other
such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion
may become.
2. You will not say s*******ił when someone makes a mistake, or
pocałujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being
reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All
forms and derivations of the verb srać and ***ać are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of
staff under any circumstances will be referred to as
****, za***aniec or *******ony *****.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać or olać nor
will persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to
as pierdoły or ******ne pomysły.
6. Do not say idz sie ***ać if somebody is persistent, do not add
po***, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say ****aliśy to (refer to item 2) nor
wy***iemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?"
with "Czego ****a chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial
partners kurewski dostawca or *******ony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project
is presented to you, nor should you ever answer od*******cie się ode
mnie or metrowy **** ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as za***ana swinia
or kurewski *****.
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
such as ***** ***ana, kurewskie bydle or *****wy pedał.
Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say moga
sobie wsadzic to w dupę!
Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
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