Generator Itemow Diablo3
Brillo Pad of Godliness
110 - 230 Damage
All monsters run from you
+9000% damage to demons
+9000% damage to undead
Baal dies as soon as you join the game
-----
Dongle of Treason
110 - 230 Damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your masturbation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear
LOL!