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George W. Bush:
Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleezza Rice:
Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George:
Great. Lay it on me.
Condi:
Hu is the new leader of China.
George:
That's what I want to know.
Condi:
That's what I'm telling you.
George:
That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:
Yes.
George:
I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:
Hu.
George:
The guy in China.
Condi:
Hu.
George:
The new leader of China.
Condi:
Hu.
George:
The Chinaman!
Condi:
Hu is leading China.
George:
Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:
I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George:
Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi:
That's the man's name.
George:
That's who's name?
Condi:
Yes.
George:
Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:
Yes, sir.
George:
Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:
That's correct.
George:
Then who is in China?
Condi:
Yes, sir.
George:
Yassir is in China?
Condi:
No, sir.
George:
Then who is?
Condi:
Yes, sir.
George:
Yassir?
Condi:
No, sir.
George:
Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN an the phone.
Condi:
Kofi?
George:
No, thanks.
Condi:
You want Kofi?
George:
No.
Condi:
You don't want Kofi.
George:
No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
Condi:
Yes, sir.
George:
No Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi:
Kofi?
George:
Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:
And call who?
George:
Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi:
Hu is the guy in China.
George:
Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:
Yes, sir.
George:
And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi:
Kofi.
George:
All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!
Condi (picks up the phone):
Rice here.
George:
Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.